I've called this meeting today to discuss a very important topic that is of the utmost concern.... I would like to discuss that equal and fair access be alloted to all employees and associates here at the company. Namely and most pressing I want to point out that being vertically challenged and lacking opposable thumbs has left myself Death Biter and my associates, Mr. Bones and Pickles in unfair positions preventing us a free and unhindered access to the enclosures in which the treats are currently located. It is my strong and clear opinion that we immediately implement a resolution to store any and all treats and other delicious morsels next to the water dish in an unsealed container. - TRSSHST (The Rat Sound Shin High Security Team)